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Mission accomplished!

pubcrawl

Countdown to blastoff!

Nearly ready for kickoff on the pubcrawl. General mood amongst the crawlists is slightly worried, but determined. Should really have run a book to see who gets lost first, who stops crawling first, and who starts growling first. To be honest, I think I have a good idea who'll meet that last challenge.

See you in the Auld Dubliner at 4 bells.

The Rules pt 2

There are many skills that must be mastered to successfully complete an ambitious pub crawl such as this. You need to be able to map out an efficient route, be able to navigate from one bar to the next, and be very careful with your timekeeping to keep on schedule.

There is one thing that sometimes gets overlooked when planning out these kind of adventures - The Drinks.

Having done a bit of light research on the topic of pub crawls, it seems to be that some schools of thought suggest skipping a drink here and there or maybe substituting in a soft drink for something less sugary and more beery. They also suggest skipping a few venues altogether. This might be acceptable under some codes, but the Code of Honour* that binds all alphabet pubcrawlists together will not permit such shirking of their duties. At each pub you should attempt to drink some kind of booze: a lager, a stout, an ale, a spirit, or even some wine. All of these seem reasonable. Asking for an alcopop, or some kind of pink cocktail with an umbrella in it is pushing it a bit.

How much booze to ask for is another question. From a logistical point of view you won't have more than half an hour in any one pub, so finishing a full pint in each location would be a very big challenge after the first few places (especially if you are ordering pints of cabernet sauvignon).

Ordering half pints seems like a better bet if you want to go for that continental vibe, but you might not want to end up looking too continental, if you know what I mean.

A bottle of beer seems like a good compromise, in that it takes no time to serve and can be drank relatively swiftly. Please avoid the half litre bottles of that tasty german beer. It's a lot stronger than the regular stuff we get on draft, and you will find yourself singing very early on in the evening. There are some beers from the other side of the Atlantic that are popular in bottles which may appeal to you. However, some are barely stronger than a bowl of sherry trifle so you'd really have to look into your conscience before trying to purchase one.

Spirits are a good option because they're not going to take too long to drink or serve, so allowing plenty of time to chat with your fellow alphabet pubcrawlists about how peculiar you feel after drinking that shot of tequila too quickly.

In summary the second rule is:

2 - Know your drinks

*not a real Code, yet!

The Map 3: likely route

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The Likely Route

This looks like the most likely route, with the least distance between consecutive pubs. There's a few cheats... namely, using the 18 letter Irish alphabet and selectively including or ignoring "The" and "O'" in pub names.

Auld Dubliner
Bowes
Chaplins
Doyle's
Eamon Doran's
Foggy Dew
Globe
Hogan's
International
Le Cirk
Mercantile
O'Neills
O'Donoghues
Porterhouse Central
Rush
Stag's Head
The Old Stand
Ukiyo

The Map 2: candidate pubs using the Irish alphabet

Only 18 letters. No J, K, Q, V, W, X, Y or Z (Sasenach letters!)

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The Rules pt 1

In the cold expanse of space, if you're hit, you're dead... In the Dublin Alphabet Pub Crawl things are a little more relaxed, but survival is still the name of the game. If you were to give each pub 30 minutes, you would take 13 hours to get around all 26 venues. Depending on when you start there may not be 13 'drinking' hours left in the day so this is quite a tough schedule when you have to factor in things like getting grub along the way etc.. The main problem with organising a group of people to follow a course like this is that someone has to herd everybody along to keep to the schedule. The alternative is to make sure everyone knows the route and timings ahead of kickoff and then it's every man for themselves. So with that in mind the first rule is:

1 - Know the route

The Options

A is for Auld Dubliner, Anseo, Aka, Arlington
B is for Buskers, Bailey, Bankers, Bank, Bia, Bowes, Brogans, Bachelor Inn, Bleeding Horse
C is for Cassidys, Chaplins, Central Hotel, Capitol, Czech Inn, Cafe En Seine, Clarendon
D is for Doyles, Dakota, Dame, Duke, Davy Byrnes, Devitts
E is for Eamon Dorans
F is for Foggy Dew, Farringtons, Four Dame Lane, Fitzgeralds, Fitzsimons
G is for Grogans, Globe, Grand Central, Gin Palace
H is for Hogans, Handels, Hairy Lemon, Hapenny Bridge Inn
I is for International, IFI
J is for John Kehoes, JJ smiths
K is for Kennedys, Knightsbridge, Kehoes
L is for Long Hall, Legends, Le Cirk, Lotts, Library Bar (Central Hotel), Lord Edward
M is for McDaids, Mercantile, Mezz, Mulligans
N is for Nearys, Nealons
O is for O'Donoghues, O'Neills, Oliver St John Gogartys, Old Stand, Oval
P is for Porterhouse, Porterhouse Central, Palace, Peters Pub, Pravda, Peadar Kearneys
Q is for Quays, Q Bar
R is for Ron Blacks, Rush
S is for Stags Head, Spi, Solas, Swan, South William, Sin é
T is for Thomas Reads, Turks Head, Temple Bar
U is for Down Under, Ukiyo
V is for Vat House Bar (Blooms Hotel)
W is for Whelans, White Horse, Westin Hotel
X is for Bruxelles, Exchange bar (Westin Hotel)
Y is for Yamamori
Z is for Zanzibar

The Plan

26 drinks in 26 Dublin pubs... to be attempted in alphabetical order on the occasion of Maurice's stag party, Saturday 8th August 2009

The Map 1: candidate pubs

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